Saturday, February 16, 2008

Who needs to do crunches...

when you wake up on a Saturday morning to listen to a digital recorder you set next to the bedside table to record your snoring sleeping habits?

OH MY GAWD! I've never laughed so hard in my LIFE!

Paul and I both snore, although I'm in denial that I do because, well....I DON'T SNORE! It used to be that I had terrible insomnia - my body and sleeping habits have been out of whack for about a year and his snoring used to keep me up for hours. Many attempts to roll him over would work temporarily. I'd get to the point that if it was just quiet enough for a certain period of time, I could start to get drowsy and fall asleep - which usually took many tries, because it was as if Paul's snoring could return at any moment to haunt your "almost sleeping self".

I talk in my sleep...A LOT! In fact, I do it when I am usually under a ton of stress. Those are the nights when Paul and I sleep in separate rooms because neither of will get any sleep and he gets creeped out! Shit, I creep myself out!

I can no longer deny that I do not snore, I have the proof. Now we're still trying to decide who is who in the recording. Paul snores really REALLY LOUD, but the recorder was next to my side of the bed...so it's hard to determine really who is who.

But let me tell you this....I've heard 2 year olds with better synchronization with pots and pans than this! I'm going to see if Paul can pull the audio off the recorder and make an MP3 out of it or something - you just gotta hear this!!!

2 comments:

Penny said...

I'm laughing my a$$ off because this could be me telling the same story. We duel with one another too. Some nights the couch calls me...

The Parsons Family said...

ohhh thats funny! I wanna hear it!!!!! Sorry I havent checked in for a while... just got internet up and running..... but HI!!!!